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	      <title><![CDATA[MTV Buzzworthy Reviews Tokio Hotel's New Video 'World Behind My Wall']]></title>
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	      <description><![CDATA[<h2 id="itemtitle">MTV Buzzworthy Reviews Tokio Hotel's New Video 'World Behind My Wall'
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<p>Tokio Hotel is featured on MTV Buzzworthy... Click the below link to read the review on the brand new video "World Behind My Wall"</p>
<p><a href="http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/2009/12/15/tokio-hotel-premieres-new-video-world-behind-my-wall/">http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/2009/12/15/tokio-hotel-premieres-new-video-world-behind-my-wall/</a></p>
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	      <dc:creator>saarrx</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-12-16T05:14:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[17 questions asked to tokio hotel !! u can find it at seventeen]]></title>
	      <link>http://saarrx.buzznet.com/user/journal/5446471/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.seventeen.com/dating/17-questions/tokio-hotel#ixzz0xvisghpk">http://www.seventeen.com/dating/17-questions/tokio-hotel#ixzz0xvisghpk</a></p>
<p>The answers they gave are really funny !! I like them more and more and more then i already did</p>
<p>there&nbsp; karakters i love so much !! guys like them u don't find it everywhere !! wish i coud have a boy with one of their karakter:P</p>
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<p>but make sure to check it out on the site above x</p>]]></description>
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	      <dc:date>2009-11-26T08:14:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Teenmusic interview with Tokio hotel]]></title>
	      <link>http://saarrx.buzznet.com/user/journal/5025481/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>EXCLUSIVE: Tokio Hotel Launches "Humanoid"</strong></p>
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<p><img title="EXCLUSIVE: Tokio Hotel Launches &quot;Humanoid&quot;" src="http://cdn.teenhollywood.com/thumbs/tokio-hotel-640x230-3.jpg" border="0" alt="EXCLUSIVE: Tokio Hotel Launches &quot;Humanoid&quot;" width="640" height="230" /></p>
<p><img title="Tokio Hotel" src="http://cdn.teenhollywood.com/inline/14387f.jpg" alt="Tokio Hotel" width="210" height="253" /> Tokio HotelFormed in Germany in 2001 by tween twin brothers Bill and Tom Kaulitz, pop/rock band Tokio Hotel, whose members are now in their early 20's, also features drummer Gustav Shaefer and bassist Georg Listing. While Bill and Tom were onstage in a club in Magdeburg, Germany, music students Georg and Gustav watched from the audience and saw a future partnership possibility. The young group first appeared as "Devilish" but once young Bill almost won the German version of "Star Search", a music producer latched on and Tokio Hotel was born. The band hit big first on the Emo and Pop scene in their native Germany and have gone world-wide in winning both MTV Europe Music awards and MTV Video Music awards as well as Latino honors.</p>
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<p>Tokio Hotel's second English language album "Humanoid" (their first was 2008's "Scream") features metallic single "Automatic" and the band focuses on the future with a more electronic sound. Both Bill and Tom were heavily involved in all phases of production. The twins couldn't look more different; frontman Bill with his dark Goth leather a la Adam Lambert vibe and twin Tom with a leathers and watchcap look that replaces his sporty with long dreadlocks appearance. In contrast Georg and Gustav look like two cute guys who could be in your English class.</p>
<p>While on an American promo tour for the new album, the energetic guys sat down and chatted with us on speakerphone. We are sure some silly faces were made while we couldn't see but a fun time was had by all. We chatted mostly with Bill but Tom chimed in and we got the occasional comment from Georg and Gustav. Just to keep it simple, we'll go with just Tokio Hotel on responses. During our chat we learned that the guys have never been to Tokyo and that their fave U.S. food is an artery-clogging but yummy nightmare!.....</p>
<p><strong>TeenMusic: Okay, German fans and American fans.. how different?</strong></p>
<p>Tokio Hotel: American fans can speak much better English. That's the main part. I don't know. I think our fans are just so energetic and cool everywhere. No matter where we go. We are just proud of them.</p>
<p><strong><img title="Tokio Hotel &quot;Humanoid&quot;" src="http://cdn.teenhollywood.com/inline/14388f.jpg" alt="Tokio Hotel &quot;Humanoid&quot;" width="215" height="215" /> Tokio Hotel "Humanoid"TeenMusic: Can you give me your strangest and then most touching fan encounter so far?</strong></p>
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<p>Tokio Hotel: I think there was a lot of crazy stuff going on nearly every day. One day in Spain, there were some naked girls in (drummer) Gustav's (Shaefer's) room, lying in the bed. That was funny. And in L.A. we got some underwear and one fan made a Tokio Hotel guitar which was really good. And for touching, there was one woman yesterday and a little boy and girl and they were crying all the time. It was like a dream coming true for them. To see that you can make people happy just to be there and sign an autograph, was really cute.</p>
<p><strong>TeenMusic: Are you guys still into video games or do you play 'Rock Band' or 'Guitar Hero' on the road?</strong></p>
<p>Tokio Hotel: We do that when we are on tour. Now, we are every day in another city so we have no chance to play. But I think we will do that again on tour.</p>
<p><strong>TeenMusic: Why name the band Tokio Hotel?</strong></p>
<p>Tokio Hotel: Just the idea to have a symbol so we chose hotel. It was always our dream to travel the world and stay in hotels. And Tokio because it sounds great and we've never been in Tokyo. We want to go there. We hadn't been there so we didn't know what came with that. We didn't expect anything so it was cool to choose a city where we'd never been.</p>
<p><strong>TeenMusic: You've gotta go there! Do you have a most embarrassing moment on stage to share with us?</strong></p>
<p>Tokio Hotel: One time we were doing a concert in Russia I think and the whole stage just broke down while we were on stage. It fell down. Nobody was hurt but nearly. But it was embarrassing.</p>
<p><strong>TeenMusic: We read that Bill said he'd love to be a <em>Twilight </em>Vampire. Are you a fan of the books or the films or vampires in general?</strong></p>
<p>Bill: Vampires in general and the movie is great. It's really cool.</p>
<p><strong>TeenMusic: Are you guys still determined to keep your looks very different from each other? Do you have any plans to change the look of the band in future? <img title="Tokio Hotel" src="http://cdn.teenhollywood.com/inline/14389f.jpg" alt="Tokio Hotel" width="206" height="275" /> Tokio Hotel</strong></p>
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<p>Tokio Hotel: I think you don't plan that in advance. It's really a personal thing. The change just comes out of you. Some day we wake up and say 'okay, I'll cut my hair off' so you can't plan that. Maybe we'll change it.</p>
<p><strong>TeenMusic: I heard that you all have disagreements and even hit each other at one point. How do you handle your disagreements?</strong></p>
<p>Tokio Hotel: I don't know if anybody was hurt but sometimes it's like that. We had a lot of tracks and then we had to make a decision on which track would make it (on the album) and there were some fights but we come back together.</p>
<p><strong>TeenMusic: Sounds like a brother thing. Are you bringing out another single after "Automatic"?</strong></p>
<p>Tokio Hotel: Oh definitely and we have to decide this in the next (few) hours. It's really hard to pick the next single but we are talking about three songs. We don't have a final decision but we really have to do it. We have to decide on the videos too. Once we have the song decision we'll figure out what the video is. You have different pictures in your mind for each song.</p>
<p><strong>TeenMusic: What can each of your simply not live without on tour</strong>?</p>
<p>Tokio Hotel: This is Bill, I can't live without my dogs in general. I bring them with me when I'm on tour in Germany. I have everything with me. I'm prepared for every situation. (Another member... Tom??) But, I'd say it's important to have your laptop just to stay in touch with your family and write things down and check your mail.</p>
<p><strong>TeenMusic: Who cooks and what do you cook best?</strong></p>
<p>Tokio Hotel: I think I'm the best (bassist Georg Listing). I cook whatever the boys like. We all like pasta and pizza so it's not that hard.</p>
<p><strong>TeenMusic: What track on "Humanoid" is the most personal and why?</strong></p>
<p>Tokio Hotel: We can't pick one. There is a personal story behind every song. I really like the sound of 'Dogs Unleashed' and I love 'World Behind My Wall' which describes our life very well.</p>
<p><strong><img title="Tokio Hotel's single &quot;Automatic&quot;" src="http://cdn.teenhollywood.com/inline/14390f.jpg" alt="Tokio Hotel's single &quot;Automatic&quot;" width="150" height="150" /> Tokio Hotel's single "Automatic"TeenMusic: Who would you most like to collaborate with on an album in future?</strong></p>
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<p>Tokio Hotel: It would be Arrowsmith. It's hard to pick one band because we all listen to different music but I think Arrowsmith would be cool for everybody (we hear a lot of "yeahs!" in agreement).</p>
<p><strong>TeenMusic: Do you have a favorite food here in the states?</strong></p>
<p>Tokio Hotel: Animal fries! Definitely. (Animal-style, super fattening fries from California Chain In-and-Out Burger! Your tray of fries comes topped with a mass of melty cheese, grilled onions, and a heart-stopping ladle of Thousand Island dressing. Good thing these guys are skinny to start with!)</p>
<p><strong>TeenMusic: Have you had songs used as part of movie soundtracks yet?</strong></p>
<p>Tokio Hotel: Not so far but we've planned something that we can't talk about yet.</p>
<p><strong>TeenMusic: When you are on tour, do you dress in disguise and go out to do stuff in the towns you are in?</strong></p>
<p>Tokio Hotel: Most of the time you have no chance to go out. You are in the city to play the concert then go to the next city. You only thing you can do is look out the window.</p>
<p><strong>TeenMusic: Awww. What do you do when you have a chance to relax then?</strong></p>
<p>Tokio Hotel: Sleeping, just sleeping.</p>
<p><strong>TeenMusic: Who is the band is the jokester and who is the one who says 'okay, we need to actually work now'? <img title="Tokio Hotel" src="http://cdn.teenhollywood.com/inline/14391f.jpg" alt="Tokio Hotel" width="272" height="204" /> Tokio Hotel</strong></p>
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<p>Tokio Hotel: (some discussion) I think Tom and me (Bill) are very serious about Tokio Hotel and Georg, definitely not. I think he's the funny guy. He's clumsy (we hear Georg mumbling in the background).</p>
<p><strong>TeenMusic: Does everybody write songs or who is the biggest songwriter in the group?</strong></p>
<p>Tokio Hotel: Most of the time Tom is doing the music and I (Bill) am writing the lyrics and we work together with our producers. But we're like one big family in the studio and we do everything together.</p>
<p><strong>TeenMusic: Biggest musical influence in the last two years?</strong></p>
<p>Tokio Hotel: That's hard to say because with all the studio time, you don't listen to other music. You've got no time. You're just focused on your music and your production. But, I think that can be good. Focusing on your own stuff is really important.</p>
<p><strong>TeenMusic: You are very young but have been singing for what now, 10 years? What is the biggest change in your sound that you've seen in those years</strong>?</p>
<p>Tokio Hotel: I think it just becomes better and better. We have new sound boards for this record so we tried new things out. It's a bit more electronic than the older records. I think a goal for this album was to try new things out and see what is the next step for us. I think we don't know what is coming up. We take our time. I think the record company expected the record half a year ago. We just took our time and produced for a year and I think it will be the same for the next record. Give us enough time for us to listen to ourselves and decide what we want to do.</p>
<p><strong>TeenMusic: Good for you! Message for your fans?</strong></p>
<p>Tokio Hotel: We want everybody to enjoy the new record and to let them know we really want to come back and play live and are really looking forward to that.</p>
<p><img title="Tokio Hotel" src="http://cdn.teenhollywood.com/inline/14393f.jpg" alt="Tokio Hotel" width="500" height="306" /></p>]]></description>
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	      <dc:date>2009-11-04T01:07:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Preview single &quot; Humanoid&quot;]]></title>
	      <link>http://saarrx.buzznet.com/user/journal/4516781/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p>be sure to check out</p>
<p><a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/09/02/tokio-hotels-album-cover-and-humanoid-single-sneak-peek/">http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/09/02/tokio-hotels-album-cover-and-humanoid-single-sneak-peek/</a></p>
<p>here u can read a sample of two minutes of " humanoid"</p>
<p>it is sure a different sound then u woud xpect from tokio hotel , it doesn't even sound like them</p>
<p>but that was the whole concept of making new sound for tokio hotel</p>
<p>it really has&nbsp;a rcok sound , punk ish , u know !! really rock:P</p>
<p>diffeent then the othr songs that we already now , but it's nice</p>]]></description>
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	      <dc:date>2009-09-02T12:24:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[NEW Tokio hotel video &quot; Making of &quot; Automatisch/Automatic]]></title>
	      <link>http://saarrx.buzznet.com/user/journal/4495221/</link>
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<h2><a title="Permanent Link to New Tokio Hotel Video: The Band Checks In From South Africa &amp; Bill Kaulitz Shares His Scary Dreams" rel="bookmark" href="http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/2009/08/26/new-tokio-hotel-video-the-band-checks-in-from-south-africa-bill-kaulitz-shares-his-scary-dreams/">New Tokio Hotel Video: The Band Checks In From South Africa &amp; Bill Kaulitz Shares His Scary Dreams</a></h2>
<p class="published">Posted <span>8/26/09 2:56 pm ET</span> by <a title="Posts by Tamar Anitai" href="http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/author/buzzworthy/">Tamar Anitai</a> in <a title="View all posts in Celebrity" rel="category tag" href="http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/category/celebrity/">Celebrity</a>,  <a title="View all posts in Interviews" rel="category tag" href="http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/category/interviews/">Interviews</a>,  <a title="View all posts in Music" rel="category tag" href="http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/category/music/">Music</a>,  <a title="View all posts in Must See" rel="category tag" href="http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/category/must-see/">Must See</a>,  <a title="View all posts in Tokio Hotel" rel="category tag" href="http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/category/tokio-hotel/">Tokio Hotel</a>,  <a title="View all posts in Videos" rel="category tag" href="http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/category/music-video/">Videos</a></p>
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<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-24915" title="tokio-hotel_presspic" src="http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/tokio-hotel_presspic.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="356" /></p>
<p>The last time <a href="http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/tag/tokio-hotel/" target="_blank">Tokio Hotel</a> checked in with the MTV Buzzworthy Blog, they were waiting at an <a href="http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/2009/08/14/new-video-update-tokio-hotel-checks-in-from-london/" target="_blank">airport gate in London</a>, about to jet off to South Africa to shoot the video for "Automatic," the first single off their upcoming album, <a href="http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/?s=humanoid" target="_blank"><em>Humanoid</em></a>.</p>
<p>In today's exclusive Tokio Hotel Buzzworthy video, the guys check in from South Africa and give you a few sneak peeks at the "Automatic" video, including some epic shots of Bill, Tom, Georg, and Gustav in some epically cinematic desert-backdropped car scenes. And, like in the <a href="http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/2008/07/21/new-ish-tokio-hotel-video-monsoon/" target="_blank">"Monsoon" video</a>, it looks like there will be helicopters.&nbsp; It's kinda <em>Blade Runner</em>-meets-<em>Reservoir Dogs</em>... Meets <em>Mad Max</em>. Meets <em>The Fast And The Furious</em>.</p>
<p>You'll also get a behind-the-scenes look at Bill Kaulitz recounting his seriously bad night (someone get this boy on a better sleep schedule, stat!) and Tom Kaulitz's earnest retelling of bearing witness to boar-on-boar sex. What happens in South Africa stays in South Africa.</p>
<p><strong>Watch Tokio Hotel's new video after the jump!</strong></p>
<p>Check buzzworthy out on mtv.com , i can't copy the links in here ! ( why not , i don't know )</p>
<p>Or if you can't see the video , check their site by " news".</p>
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	      <dc:date>2009-08-28T02:25:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Georg in love , Bill is 1.90m tall , Tom is ready too fall inlove !! aaawww]]></title>
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	      <description><![CDATA[Bravo #36 – Tokio Hotel’s New Life
August 25, 2009 by Schnee 

Wow. This is amazing. Bill has gotten taller, which is definitely not a bad thing, Georg has some big life news and Tom and Gustav… oh, I will just shut up and let you read it now. Enjoy! Thank you to Kaa from the translation.

Tokio Hotel: Our new life!
Tokio Hotel reloaded! In a BRAVO interview they talked about their looks, celebrity friendships and new love, everything is new for Tokio Hotel!

Everything is new for Tokio Hotel! The 2.10. will their new album “Humanoid” finally be released and the single “Automatisch” will be released already at the 18.9.
But when we ask Bill (19), Tom (19), Gustav (20) and Georg (22) in a BRAVO interview in Hamburg, it soon became clear: They have not only a new fresh sound. What has changed for the boys and who is in love they tells here …


BRAVO: Bill, you are now also literally a “big” star …
Bill: I am 1.90 meters, which is 2 cm taller than Tom (laughing).

BRAVO: How does it go with you comeback?
Bill: For us it does not feel like a comeback, we’ve been working all the time. But we are excited about what the fans will like our new songs.

BRAVO: Tom, you have cut of your loved Dreadlock. Sad?
Bill: It was hard for him.
Tom: No, it’s not true.
Bill: But he was very upset. He wanted to get rid of the dreadlocks, he had thought about it long. It was really hard for him. Then I persuaded him to dye his hair.

BRAVO: Bill now has dreadlocks, Gustav has a new pair of glasses – only Georg looks like always …
Tom:. (laughs) But soon, he might change the intimate haircut.
Georg: Exactly, I shave a couple of flames (laughs).

BRAVO: In the U.S., you are now stars. Do you already have celebrity friends in the States?
Bill: It was quite cool to know the rapper Jay-Z. With him, we had a nice evening, ate and drank together in Los Angeles. It was very relaxed.

BRAVO: What about Miley Cyrus?
Bill: She is super. We met her on the Video Music Awards. Miley is a real whirlwind. She makes one happy when you’re tired.

BRAVO: Tom, you have had a hot flirt with Chantelle of Flipsyde. Is this something serious?
Tom: She is a very nice girl, but otherwise it is nothing. I’m not the guy who has time for relationships.

Bravo: Who of you are in love?
Georg: I have a girlfriend. We have been together for six months. She is not known and would not be it. I met her in Magdeburg at a party – and it seems to be the big love, the guys also think that she is nice …

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	      <dc:date>2009-08-25T11:16:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[World premiere single automatisch/automatic by Tokio Hotel !]]></title>
	      <link>http://saarrx.buzznet.com/user/journal/4455211/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p>Well...i read it on their site !! Today it's the big world premiere of their new single automatisch/automatic from theirn new album " HUMANOID". Thats what the manager david jost revealed a little on mtv !! and for more info w'ell have,to waitt imndeffinitly be checking mtv outt !! But i bet it's gonna be a freakinn awesome song like thisnone " love and death "; here is the link to hear it Just lett me know how you guys think bout the song !! feell free to say ur appinion. Im already an addicted person to this song !! it's really amazingly good !! how high bill sings in it im already sold !! can't wait for the&nbsp;album x</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP-Ya60QjPQ">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP-Ya60QjPQ</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; ( love and death , the new song )</p>
<p><a href="http://www.mtv.com/videos/news/428971/exclusive-tokio-hotels-automatic.jhtml#id=1618930">http://www.mtv.com/videos/news/428971/exclusive-tokio-hotels-automatic.jhtml#id=1618930</a> ( automatic )</p>
<p><a href="http://www.bild.de/BILD/unterhaltung/musik/2009/08/18/tokio-hotel/song-premiere-automatisch.html">http://www.bild.de/BILD/unterhaltung/musik/2009/08/18/tokio-hotel/song-premiere-automatisch.html</a>&nbsp;( automatisch german version)</p>
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<p>Album is coming outn 6th of october ? and the single is 18th of september</p>
<p>youn can also read it on the preview of automatic</p>
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<p>Enjoy.....</p>]]></description>
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	      <dc:date>2009-08-18T01:08:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[This is funny !! xd trace cyrus]]></title>
	      <link>http://saarrx.buzznet.com/user/journal/4092351/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p>Celebrity" Rehab With Dr. Nonsense - Week of 5/13/09</p>
<p><strong>Across the interwebs, there are those known for their wit. Their humor. Their galleries of self portraits&nbsp;with the same expression every time. I am not one of those people. However, in this charming little distraction called <em>real life</em>,&nbsp;I can give some pretty good advice. Every day I receive letters from celebrities and normal people alike, asking me to help them with their problems. Here, I will answer them: maybe you, the generation lost to the internet, can benefit from my advice as well.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Sincerely,</strong></p>
<p><strong>Dr. Evelyn Nonsense, PhD</strong></p>
<p><strong>(commonnonsense)</strong></p>
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<p>Letter from the week of 5/13/09</p>
<p>Dear Dr. Nonsense,</p>
<p>SO AS YOU MAY GUESS from the beautiful lyrical content of this letter, I am the lead singer of a band that TOTALLY DOES NOT OWE THEIR FAME TO MILEY CYRUS OR THAT MUSSO KID. We're musicians on our own, yo. We can write repetative lyrics set to poppy synth-beats and NOT be on Disney Channel.</p>
<p>As you also may know, Perez Hilton is obviously so jealous of my lovely physique that he totally took Jeffree Star's side when we got in a fight. I mean, have you <em>seen</em> Jeffree Star's face? I HAVE EYEBROWS, SO STICK THAT IN YOUR JUICEBOX AND SUCK ON IT, HILTON.</p>
<p>Well, now that we're talking about my horse-like <em>beautiful</em> face...</p>
<p>Vanessa Hudgens.</p>
<p>Here, I was quoted by some magazine in some language I don't understand saying, <em>"I have an idea to steal Vanessa; I will let my sister Miley arrange a meeting. Then Vanessa will realize I am right for her." Finally, he says: "Besides, she looks better in my arms!"</em></p>
<p>My thin, boney, creepy stick arms. She, in all of her Disney voloptuousness, will look simply delicious there. HOW CAN YOU NOT AGREE. HOW CAN YOU RESIST THIS FACE. Zac Efron is so last year. Like, the hosting SNL, new hit movie, and smoking hot girlfriend can NEVER rival the KISS FM smash "Shake It."</p>
<p>How can I score this babe-a-licious babe?</p>
<p>Rockingly,</p>
<p><em>MY LAST NAME IS NOT CYRUS AND OH MY GOD MILEY GIVE ME BACK MY IRON MAIDEN T-SHIRT.</em></p>
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<p>Dear "Not-Cyrus-Iron-Maiden-Fan-Boy/Girl(?),"</p>
<p>Eat a sandwhich.</p>
<p>Stop cutting holes in your clothes.</p>
<p>Go back in time and erase "Achey Breaky Heart" from all radio stations.</p>
<p>Become Zac Efron.</p>
<p>The thing a woman finds the least attractive is an arrogant man with nothing to back it up. So maybe you should invest some time in a humble pie - it's delicious. Tastes like victory. We also know that Vanessa likes guys who can sing.</p>
<p>You should look into that sometime. Like, SINGING, and not creepily muttering about clothes on the floor and shaking it - SHAKING WHAT, TRACE? SHAKING <strong>WHAT. </strong>That SO does not correspond with her almost nonexistent Disney image.</p>
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<p>I'll close with a quote from Buzznet user JerryFetus: "Homeboy doesn't have a chance with her."</p>
<p>Nope, Trace. Homie don't play dat. Homie don't play dat.</p>
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<p>Sincerely,</p>
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<p><em>Dr. Nonsense</em></p>
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<p><strong>WARNING! BEFORE YOU COMMENT!</strong></p>
<p><strong>We all know disclaimers do not rule, but I need to say: THIS IS 100% FAKE. PLEASE DO NOT COMMENT IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE HUMOR. Also, I am in no way attempting to disrespect anyone. I have never met these people, and I can't really judge them. End of story.</strong></p>
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	      <dc:creator>saarrx</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-05-15T06:44:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Pour tom !! we are true fans and stand by his side]]></title>
	      <link>http://saarrx.buzznet.com/user/journal/4008751/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<h2 id="itemtitle">Perez Hilton gets corrected on Tom Kaulitz incident.
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<p><strong>The Loser was Fed Up!</strong></p>
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<p>We've just found out why Tokio Hotel guitarist Tom Kaulitz smacked a fan in the face at a German gas station last week!</p>
<p>The fan who stubbed out her cigarette onto Kaulitz's car belongs to a French girl gang named Les Afghanes on Tour (aka: The Afghans on Tour)!</p>
<p>The gang has taken it upon themselves for the past six months to stalk and harass the band and their family members!</p>
<p>Creepy!!!</p>
<p>There's never an excuse for violence, but this girl sounds like a complete wacko!</p>
<p>The Afghans on Tour are known for making the band's life hellacious: egging Tokio Hotel's cars, writing threatening letters to the group and even harassing band members' families!</p>
<p>The girl gang took it to the next level a few weeks ago and sent a letter to band members proclaiming, "Attention, attention... we are unsatisfied. We're getting impatient. DO YOU UNDERSTAND US???"</p>
<p>Tokio Hotel's manager David Jost has confirmed charges the group has brought against The Afghans: "One of the hooded stalker girls attacked a family member of Bill and Tom on the April 8th. We put in charges the following day against the girl and now another complaint."</p>
<p>Will the smack Kaulitz gave the girl end up royally screwing the band's chance of bringing legal action against the gang???</p>
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	      <dc:creator>saarrx</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-04-22T03:58:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Tokio Hotel-star Tom hit a girl in the face!]]></title>
	      <link>http://saarrx.buzznet.com/user/journal/4008711/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Is Tom a troublemaker? BRAVO know the truth!</strong></p>
<p><br /><em>Tokio Hotel-star Tom hit a girl in the face!<br />But BRAVO know the dark secret behind the story!</em></p>
<p><br />The fans are shocked! The otherwise so loved Tokio Hotel-guitarist Tom Kaulitz [19] have been losing it, and hit a girl in the face! Seriously! Our Tokio Tom a troublemaker?<br />What happened? At a gas station in Hambuer-Bahrenfeld, Tom fill up his gray Audi R8. Suddenly 4 female fans comes up. A girl, Perrin D. [21] from France photographed the star through the windscreen.<br />After that Tom should have thrown a cigarette out the window. Perriere, took it and pressed it against the window on his car. Tom jumps out of the car, beats her with an open hand in the face, pushed her so that she falls to the ground<br />. after that Tom disappears D. Perrin call the police, an ambulance take her to the hospital. She has a swelling under the eye and ear damage. The whole scene was filmed by a surveillance camera of the petrol station.<br />Now there is a complaint against Tom for easier injury. But what was behind it? An insider says: "The girl in the incident was not a fan but a member of a group of aggressive stalkers: a bunch of girls from France has been stalking Tokio Hotel. They call themselves" Afghans are on tour. "" Often, they are covered with scarves or masked "continues the insider "They have stood outside the band members' house in half a year, throwing eggs at their cars and threaten not only the band and their families - but also other Tokio Hotel fans.<br /><br />This was also confirmed by Tokio Hotel-producer David Jost [36] from LA to Bravo: "One of these masked stalker attacked a family member of Bill and Tom April 8," he says. "We did direct a notification to the police the following day - and will now make additional notifications. "But what have these Frenchwoman to Tokio Hotel? An insider reported:" A year ago, rented one of those French girls an apartment in the same area as Tokio Hotel-twins ". But Bill [19] and Tom wanted to be in peace at their homes for a few days off and relax undisturbed. "This could the Stalker not accept, they became acidic. For revenge they developed a plan to destroy for Tokio Hotel!" Girl Gang found out the addresses of family members, bodyguards, and the band members, and putting their plan in to action. "They are cheating all over them, follow each step!" Afghans on tour "spreading fear among Tokio Hotel and their fans. They send threatening letters to Tom, Bill and co "" They throw eggs, other people cry - and they simply do not listen because they think it's funny.<br />" Not even on the appealn from the Tokio Hotel guy's, did the 4 girls Angelique, Noemi, Aurore and Perriere listen to . Is Tom's outbreak only a desperate reaction to this constant torment against his family, friends, band colleagues and fans ? "For over half a year has the boys done nothing except to ask for peace and quiet. This gang will destroy the band - and maybe even go further "fear the insider. Among TH-fans is "Afghans on tour" feared long ago. MelovesBill write on the Internet: "You have stalked Tom for a long time, and I had done the same!" Jean19 says: "Aggression is the shit! But I can certainly understand Tom. Sometimes it becomes too much." "Violence is, after all, no solution." BRAVO will follow this ...</p>]]></description>
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	      <dc:creator>saarrx</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-04-22T03:33:00Z</dc:date>
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